Date a Stripper
By a Professional
article below is given to us by a veteran entertainer of the
bachelor party industry that knows her stuff:
So, you hired a stripper for your
buddy's bachelor party. Probably expected just another wild
night, but this one turned out a little different: you are
genuinely attracted to this stripper. You want to date her. You
want a stripper girlfriend. "But what do I do?" you ask
yourself. "How could I possibly impress her?"
Relax. Seriously, relax, because
strippers are not attracted to men who are high strung or act
desperate. A stripper's life is full of unpredictability and
excitement, so she needs a man who knows how to "chill out."
Like any woman, all a stripper wants is a man she can feel happy
and comfortable around.
Now you are probably thinking
"Great! I'm not desperate; I get laid all the time!" That may be
true, but don't expect to charm her too quickly just because she
takes her clothes off for a living. That's the worst thing you
can do. You may be handsome, rich, and intelligent, but you are
also one other thing: replaceable. Hello! Strippers are around
rich dudes almost every night! So be humble and don't try too
hard to impress her with your Porsche. Of course, owning one
won't hurt your chances either...
Now let's talk about what you
shouldn't do. Never act condescending or judgmental by asking
too many questions. If you don't want to date a stripper then
don't date one. Don't be insecure about her job. All women hate
insecure men. That's science fact.
If you just treat your stripper
girlfriend with respect, she'll treat you with respect too. In
other words, if don't ask her why she got home an hour late, she
won't describe how she licked her coworkers' chi-chi's at your
parents' dinner table. Unless that's what they want to talk
Speaking of not asking too many
questions, specifically don't ask a stripper about her tattoos.
They hate talking about them, and no one knows why. If that
sounds silly to you, don't worry. As long as you handle the
situation well, you will have plenty of time to look at your
favorite tattoo at the end of the night.
Ok, so now you probably get the
point. To date a stripper, you need to be a chilled out dude
with a good attitude who doesn't make her feel uncomfortable.
Now go for it! Oh, one last thing. The single most important tip
I can give you for dating a stripper is this: Don't let your
wife find out!
By: Suriya Sosa
Owner of the top
Orleans Strip Agency
~Better than a Strip Club!